I was doing the “Popsicle Song” with the kids and teachers of Pre-School Playmates in Bridgewater - when one of the kids said he wanted a “letter” popsicle.

I said: “Which Letter would you like?  Which is your favorite letter?”

He raised his hand and shouted “5!”

I was visiting a school - celebrating thier “end of the year”.  When I sat down to start the show one of the boys in the front asked “Who is that?”

 A little girl next to him said “That’s Big Ryan, Goofy!”

Made me laugh…

I finished a show today and one little girl in the front shouted out:

 ”Do you want to know my phone-number?”

 Sadly, she got the biggest laugh of the entire performance…

I was in an ice cream shop - when a family came in and recognized me… well, the Mother and Father recognized me.  They said “Hey, look who’s here?” but the children looked at me and didn’t know.  Then the Mother said “Well, he has 2 hands, ten fingers… but what is missing?”

Her child shot back with “His thumbs?”

She was eluding to my puppet friends - but I thought his answer was way better!

I was finishing my story “The Great Carrot Disaster” and in the end the farmer asks the children a few questions.  The first he asks is “If I gave my bunny an orange and a carrot, which would my bunny like to eat?”

And the kids respond with “The carrot”

Then I ask “If I gave my horse an orange or a carrot, which would my horse like to eat?”

And one of the little girls in the front shouted out “Apple!”

After I finished with my Kindregarten show today the teacher asked the class if they liked the show.  One of the kids responded with:

“Like it!  I wanna marry it!”

 So, I guess he liked it…

As I was singing “The Lion Hunt” with a group of preschoolers today, and we got to the part where we go through the mosquitoes, one little girl shouted out “Don’t worry!  I have Bug Spray!”

I was singing and dancing ”The Button Factory” with a group of pre-schoolers the other day - when we finished one of the girls in the group said:

“He works in a Butt Factory?”

I said “No, no, no - button factory!  Like buttons on a shirt!”

She smiled and said back “I thought he worked in a butt factory!” 

A woman had her 9 month old child with her and noticed a hair sticking out of his nose.  She tried to get it but he kept on squirming away.  Her friend asked what she was doing.  The woman said back “He has a nose hair!”

Her friend replied “He’s too young to have a nose hair - it’s probably just a dog hair stuck to a booger!”

True story - I swear! 

I was in Billerica yesterday - but I can’t believe I forgot my camera!  There was such a great turn out - and they were a wonderful group!  So instead I have a little story for you today from the Eastham Elementary School…

Before my show started I was enjoying the Kindergarten Music class.  As they sang “America the Beautiful” I heard these lyrics being sang:

“O’Beautiful for spaceship skies…”

It was pretty cute - and yes, the Music Teacher did tell them it was spacious skies - but I kind of liked it the other way…